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Another “just sort of Friday” Friday, cycled home past the nesting swans and people on the towpath with their dogs running loose who give you funny looks as if you should be able to predict which way their canal-wet spaniel is going to run next… a couple of pints, before a couple more…a mate having a shit time with a shit boss…but his boy just loves being in the pub with his Jay Two Ooh – apple and mango – and his third packet of Bacon Fries…and then “she” turns up for a leaders debate…and some men with very strange ideas about safety shout at a middle aged man because he doesn’t want to blow everyone up…you could make this stuff up…but why would you bother when it already exists?